ceiling-karasu

westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

gravikitty

I do what I must

such a classic tumblr post

lunaruleseverything

sapphling

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling

no that part was real

nendocris

leolaroot

can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.

yaaaaah

sovereignbryce

fireball-me

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

faerygardens

kidwithadrawingmouse

words and phrases to say sometimes

what is he smorking
What the scallop
what the fuck ever
oooogh i got plany off time
killing murder and maimeing

sopheeble

Can I interest you in some silly Rhythm Thief scribbles??

(Still hoping for a sequel 🤞)

legalarson

charlottan

the sun is like a guy riding a chariot. to me

charlottan

that is such a great idea. and i have other guys too

hustlerose

yayyyy!!!!!! i can't wait to believe in all them

ghost-in-the-stalls

fttitv

breakfastless behavior

nutmegs-tired

The hobbits @ Aragorn

galaxy-dragon123

kidgokart

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

kidgokart

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

101flavoursofweird

electricboogaloosstuff

Why does billionaires use their money to go see the Titanic in the most dangerous and uncomfortable way possible when they could build a fictional version of London set 10 years into the future with live actors under the actual city of London and try to gaslight local archeologist gentleman and their child assistant that they are time traveling while stealing the indentity of the aforesaid child in a convoluted way to gain revenge ?